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fyeahcontroversialcharacters:

• Character: Theon Greyjoy
• Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)
• Reason for Being Hated: Betraying a family who took him hostage, invading their castle to prove to his father he isn’t weak, beheading a well-liked character and not doing it in one stroke, doing all this during war, succumbing to peer pressure, generally being a dick, trying too hard to get anybody to like and accept him, making astonishingly bad and stupid choices, starting chaos in the Theon Greyjoy tag, starting a massive fandom war.

kirono:

What you’re saying with your drink choice - part 1 - part 2

I HAD to - Parody of this

Seriously Johnny

dumblr (by KawaiiPiranha)

This is freaking accurate. 

Is she admiring her own cleavage? I do that sometimes. 

My manager keeps pronouncing cook as cock. It’s making me think of cock. Stahp it!

2 seconds into Will.i.am’s Scream and Shout featuring Britney Spears and I see this.

supuru:

aestalitz:

A few days ago I was browsing the Top 25 free apps for the iPhone and came across this and was totally curious so I downloaded it…

THIS APP HAS BEEN A GREAT SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME NOT BECAUSE OF “BOYFRIEND” BUT THE HILARIOUS ANSWERS

the fucking resPONSES THIS GUY HAS
IM CRYING  

pockytardis:

POSTS LIKE THIS MAKE ME SO UPSET

OMFG

OK becaUSE

no NO THE SONG DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THAT IT DOES NOT GO UP AND DOWN LIKE A POLICE SIREN HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD THE SONG STOP YOU CAN’T EVEN TEXT-SING

YOU ARE SO OFF THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES AT ALL THESE ALWAYS MAKE ME SO MAD LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

DO YOU KNOW HOW SINGING WORKS ARE YOU TONE DEAF IT GOES LIKE THIS

I’VE GOT THE moo^oooooooooooooo-ooves LIKE JAGggeerrrr

UP AND DOWN THE SCALE ONCE NOT TWELVE TIMES

AND FOR THE RECORD IT IS

CAR^{RY ON MY WAY}WARD SO^OOON, THERE’LL ^{BE PEACE WHEN YOU} ARE _DOONE

I HOPE I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO TUMBLR AGAIN

(Source: castiali)

I love Subway! My superpower is being able to order from Subway without saying “Umm…”