Pudding

Now every time she hears it she goes, 姐！It’s your song! 

Like, no. Just because I like it and I sang it at an audition doesn’t mean it’s my song D: MY song is, baby got back. By Sir Mix A Lot.

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can’t deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung!

LA FACE WITH AN OAKLAND BOOTY 

OAKLAND BOOTY OAKLAND BOOTY

xvxavier:

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

sodamnrelatable:

expectations

reality